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			<title>Man surgically implants magnets into wrist to wear iPod (Yahoo!7)</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/man-surgically-implants-magnets-into-wrist-to-wear-ipod-yahoo7</link>
			<description><![CDATA[A body piercing artist has invented a bizarre way to stay with his beloved iPod at all times – having surgery to implant magnets under his skin.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 12:00:03 CDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Probation for builder of Calif.&#039;s Phonehenge West</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Probation for builder of Calif.&#039;s Phonehenge West


(AP) — The man who built an eccentric Mojave Desert compound known as Phonehenge West was placed on five years&#039; probation on Friday and ordered to serve 63 days community service, five of them at the county morgue.

The 59-year-old retired phone company technician was convicted of a dozen misdemeanor building code violations.

Defense attorney Jerry Lennon was asked afterward why the judge ordered Fahey to work off five days of community service at the coroner&#039;s office.

The judge could have sentenced Fahey to as much as a dozen years in jail for defying authorities for decades as he created Phonehenge West out of everything from abandoned movie sets to discarded utility poles and other junk that nobody else wanted.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:04 CDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Man&#039;s defibrillator stops knife during attack</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Man&#039;s defibrillator stops knife during attack


SAN DIEGO (AP) — A man&#039;s implanted heart defibrillator may have saved his life in an unexpected way — by stopping a knife.

San Diego police say the 57-year-old got into an argument with an acquaintance early Thursday near some elevators at the trolley station for the Fashion Valley shopping mall.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:04 CDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Cloak and dagger world of spies exposed in NYC show (Reuters)</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK (Reuters) - The mysterious cloak and dagger world of international espionage and its real-life heros and villains are exposed in a new exhibition, the first to be sanctioned by U.S. intelligence agencies.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:04 CDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Italy &quot;dog and cat tax&quot; muzzled after uproar (Reuters)</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ROME (Reuters) - A proposal to levy a tax on cats and dogs that stunned Italy on Friday turned out to be all bark and no bite after a wave of popular anger saw it withdrawn on the same day it was made public.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:04 CDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Cloak and dagger world of spies exposed in NYC show</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK (Reuters) - The mysterious cloak and dagger world of international espionage and its real-life heros and villains are exposed in a new exhibition, the first to be sanctioned by U.S. intelligence agencies.
  
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			<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:04 CDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Italy &quot;dog and cat tax&quot; muzzled after uproar</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/italy-dog-and-cat-tax-muzzled-after-uproar</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ROME (Reuters) - A proposal to levy a tax on cats and dogs that stunned Italy on Friday turned out to be all bark and no bite after a wave of popular anger saw it withdrawn on the same day it was made public.
  
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			<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:04 CDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Man wears briefs on head during Idaho burglary</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Man wears briefs on head during Idaho burglary


BOISE, Idaho (AP) — Police in southwest Idaho say a man chose briefs over boxers to wear on his head as he held up a coffee shop and stole a safe.

Coffee shop owner Jason Wilson tells the Idaho Statesman says he believes the man was likely not prepared when he entered Big Star Coffee in Fruitland with an accomplice on Tuesday morning.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:00:04 CDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Rally spectators rescue driver from drowning after car flips into lake</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[A Polish rally driver and his navigator are pulled to safety by fast-acting spectators after their race car crashes off the course and lands upside down in water.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:00:04 CDT</pubDate>
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			<title>Leveson: The Musical</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/leveson-the-musical</link>
			<description><![CDATA[An auto-tuned hip-hop extravaganza starring Alistair Campbell, Charlotte Church, Hugh Grant, James Murdoch, Kelvin Mackenzie, Piers Morgan, Robert Jay, Rupert Murdoch, Sienna Miller, Sir Brian Leveson, Steve Coogan, Andy Coulson, Ian Hislop, Rebecca Brooks, JK Rowling and Max Mosley.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 12:00:04 CDT</pubDate>
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