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			<title>Nepalese man, 72, claims to be world&#039;s shortest</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/nepalese-man-72-claims-to-be-worlds-shortest</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Nepalese man, 72, claims to be world&#039;s shortest


	Associated Press
	

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    	Updated 07:23 a.m., Wednesday, February 22, 2012
  	


Dangi, who has never been married, lives with his eldest brother and his family in Rhimkholi village, about 250 miles (400 kilometers) west of Katmandu.

Because of his height, he has never worked outside the house, doing only household chores.

Dangi eats mainly rice and vegetables, and occasionally meat, but in small portions.

Since the village is so remote, it was only recently that Dangi gained notice.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:00:02 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>Ohio church offers drive-thru for Ash Wednesday</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/ohio-church-offers-drivethru-for-ash-wednesday</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Ohio church offers drive-thru for Ash Wednesday


Healthy United Methodist Church in suburban Cincinnati plans to provide the service for people of all faiths and services beginning around 5 p.m.

The Cincinnati Enquirer reports (http://cin.ci/wErYFp) that the service is aimed at busy people as well as people who might be intimidated walking into a church.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:00:02 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>Barack Obama sings duet with BB King at White House blues concert</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/barack-obama-sings-duet-with-bb-king-at-white-house-blues-concert</link>
			<description><![CDATA[US President Barack Obama is coerced in to singing a fews lines from &#039;Sweet Home Chicago&#039;.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:00:02 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>Landmark bridge demolished in US</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/landmark-bridge-demolished-in-us</link>
			<description><![CDATA[The Fort Steuben bridge, more than 83-years-old, is violently and swiftly demolished in Steubenville, Ohio.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:00:02 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>Rio Tinto finds biggest Australia rough pink diamond (Reuters)</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/rio-tinto-finds-biggest-australia-rough-pink-diamond-reuters</link>
			<description><![CDATA[LONDON (Reuters) - Mining group Rio Tinto has unearthed an extremely rare pink diamond, Australia&#039;s biggest rough pink diamond weighing 12.76 carats at its Argyle mine.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:00:02 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>White House typo has Biden headed to &#039;Road Island&#039;</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/white-house-typo-has-biden-headed-to-road-island</link>
			<description><![CDATA[White House typo has Biden headed to &#039;Road Island&#039;


PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — The vice president is hitting the road — to what the White House wrote as &quot;Road Island,&quot; mistakenly spelled R-O-A-D instead of R-H-O-D-E.
A release outlining Joe Biden&#039;s plans for the week showed him traveling to Providence in misspelled &quot;Road Island&quot; on Thursday for a campaign event. The vice president is scheduled to visit Boston and Manchester, N.H., on the same day. No misspellings there.
An updated schedule sent out by the White House on Monday night noted the correct spelling of the state.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:05 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>Alison Jackson photographs Kate and Pippa look-a-likes for London Fashion Week</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/alison-jackson-photographs-kate-and-pippa-lookalikes-for-london-fashion-week</link>
			<description><![CDATA[Alison Jackson creates a fake royal scene for The Rodnik Band&#039;s British Royal themed fashion collection.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:05 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>Rio seeks relief from revellers&#039; relieving themselves (Reuters)</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/rio-seeks-relief-from-revellers-relieving-themselves-reuters</link>
			<description><![CDATA[RIO DE JANEIRO (Reuters) - An oil-led economic boom, hosting of the 2014 soccer World Cup and the 2016 Olympics, and a plunge in violent crime are making Rio de Janeiro, called Cidade Maravilhosa, feel like the &quot;Marvellous City&quot; for the first time in decades.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:05 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>Bradley to hold fire after Twitter users left spitting mad (Reuters)</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/bradley-to-hold-fire-after-twitter-users-left-spitting-mad-reuters</link>
			<description><![CDATA[MARANA, Arizona (Reuters) - A dumb-founded Keegan Bradley said even he was taken aback by his excessive spitting as he watched television replays of his play during the final round of last week&#039;s Northern Trust Open in Los Angeles.]]></description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:05 CST</pubDate>
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			<title>Bradley to hold fire after Twitter users left spitting mad</title>
			<link>http://www.funnynews.ca/news/bradley-to-hold-fire-after-twitter-users-left-spitting-mad</link>
			<description><![CDATA[MARANA, Arizona (Reuters) - A dumb-founded Keegan Bradley said even he was taken aback by his excessive spitting as he watched television replays of his play during the final round of last week&#039;s Northern Trust Open in Los Angeles.
  
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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:05 CST</pubDate>
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